Store Temporarily Closed
Sadly, we have no choice but to temporarily cease all sales of our hot tubs. You may have followed our epic battle against the many governments of earth regarding the over-awesomeness of our product, and the ‘health-risk’ that they say we pose.
Listen, if your head explodes or you go blind because of how awesome our tubs are, well, that’s on you.
Anyway, until further notice, we’re “pausing our operations” winky-wink.