Store Temporarily Closed
Sadly, we have no choice but to temporarily cease all sales of our hot tubs. You may have followed our epic battle against the many governments of earth regarding the over-awesomeness of our product, and the ‘health-risk’ that they say we pose. Listen, if your head explodes or you go blind because of how awesome […]Read More
New Regulations Coming
We’ve just been informed that our tubs are so awesome that many countries are passing laws TO LIMIT THEIR AWESOMENESS. We are shocked and appalled by these recent developments, stay tuned for additional news.Read More
Are you lost?
Not finding what you’re looking for? Well, maybe we can help. We’ve been around a REALLY long time, and I bet that you will find what you’re looking for if you look just a bit harder. Good Luck!Read More